When I was young, I would bug my patient grandmother to teach me to sew. She was a talented seamstress, and sewed for me the most beautiful dresses when I was younger, one of which I still keep with my wedding dress and formal wear.
Back then, I also remember her making me the coolest “Jams” out of ANY wacky printed cotton combo fabric I wanted in Hancock’s Fabrics. I loved my crazy ass pairs of Jams, and even today, I find myself wearing boardshorts with crazy prints just about every day. Honestly, they’re coastal Florida’s version of sweatpants.
I’ll totally admit that most of my boardshort collection is storebought, since surf companies use this schweet, stretchy, silky material that an average home sewer like me can’t get reasonably. Fortunately, most boardshorts like these are fairly long-wearing if you don’t put ’em in the dryer after washing. Good, since you may need to skip a car payment to buy some of these pairs lately…yikes.

Loved these
One of my favorite pairs of boardshorts was ready for retirement, but I loved the surfboard print, and wanted to hang on to it in a unique way. So I made it into a squishy pillow that I could use indoors or out.
The stitching is pretty straightforward, I attached the inseam of the shorts up about 2″ from the bottom to make the pillow look more square after stuffing, but the legs are still somewhat distinctive.

Stitching the inseam up to the mark

2” of inseam sewn together
After this step, it’s a matter of closing up the holes. Just leave the top middle section open to stuff, OR you could stuff through the fly, then sew those openings up. The fly section was going to be too bulky for my machine, so I hand sewed the opening shut.

Sewing the fly shut on the machine was tricky!
You can handstitch this Pillow or machine stitch it, neither way takes very long. Just make sure it’s stitched up tightly enough to be moderately stuffed, and machine washable. Don’t overstuff this, or it might start looking too much like an ass pillow.

Stuff a little at a time

Handsewing the top shut
Done!

Husband calls it the Butt Pillow

Another I made for one of my BFFs

I like my Ass Pillow
I have the awful feeling the pillows only get bigger from this point on though….

Yeah, hold da meat
Those are truly adorable. Really cute. 🙂
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Haha! Welcome!!!
Thanks for checking out da blog. As you can see, I enjoy making ass pillows like Martha Stewart does. It’s a good thing 👌🤔
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So cool! I just sorted through old board shorts today
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Thanks! I love the boardshort material, so it makes a cool patio chair pillow too 😃🤙
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It’s super cool how you are using old clothes and transforming it into something new. It’s really impressive! The butt shorts nickname is so funny. I love it. 😀
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Thanks!!! The “backside” of the pillow IS the most comfortable 👍😂
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Ahahaha 😂😃
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That is the cutest thing!!!
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Thank you so much 🤗
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