Once again, I’ve got a fresh batch of surfy gimmicks and gadgets from the surfing world. Am I EVER given any of these things for free? No freakin’ way- I’m the last average surfer chick they’d want reppin’ their brand, and that’s all good with me. Some of these I think are great ideas, but some paddle straight into a huge closeout.
As always, N-Joy….
So this is another Kickstarter funded product that allows you to take a full shower in the open. This may be necessary after surfing in a remote location, or if you need to return to work with minimal stink. To me, this is an easy DIY project with an old shower curtain (instructions here, kids), but I guess there are enough people who don’t have time nor interest to go the DIY route. The price is pretty high in my opinion, but I guess if you’re part of the need-it-now crew, thirty bucks (plus tax and shipping) isn’t bad. They also sell a rinse kit that is very similar to another DIY project I’ve done. Just sayin’.
- If you don’t wanna do DIY and have 30 bucks to spend on a fancy shower curtain, this looks like a good one
- If you’re against the wonders of indoor plumbing and live with a bear named Ben, this was made for you
- It’s a $30 shower curtain
So this has become THE hot item as of late, and I’ve seen it on quite a few boards around here. Developed by Australian surfers, they are large eye stickers placed on the bottom of your board to supposedly deter sharks from below, minimizing the chance of being attacked. Hey, it’s the psychology of it all, ya know? Come to think of it, I had my DIY anti-shark device on my board when I was NOT attacked by a shark, but just popped in the head by an errant stingray. Thesis defended, drop da mic.
Oh, wait- I forgot. I don’t have the Australian cred. D’OH!
Cost: $20 per sticker
- Great gift from a nervous Surf Mom to her Groms
- Fun decor for any type of board
- Cheaper than SharkBanz
- Could end up in an interesting staring contest with a shark
- Shouldn’t be construed as any type of guarantee- local awareness always matters
- It’s a big sticker of an eye….that’s a little freaky
- As of today’s post, their website is down, so….that’s never a good sign
This product is a wetsuit hanger that contains a waterproof air fan to dry your wetsuit faster than just slinging it over your shower rail. I honestly didn’t think much of it when it first came out, but now I’m a total believer. It’s pricey, but I’ve had mine for a few seasons now, and I’d never surf in winter without it. I can hang my suit up wet after an afternoon sesh, turn it on, and the next morning it’s totally dry. This is also good for those multi-day SCUBA trips, because a dry wetsuit is a good thing at 8:00 A.M. on a cattle boat out to a reef. Keeps the suit usable for a longer time too, in my opinion. Also nice is that it’s made in the USA from recycled materials too.
- Keeps the stank out
- Prolongs the life of the suit by preventing mold and bacteria growth
- The hanger holds up to 100 lbs- that’s a lot of soakin’ wet gear it can handle
- Pricey up front, about the cost of an average wetsuit
- The large size of the hanger may make it difficult for smaller wetsuits to fit over it properly (I have some difficulty with mine)
Ok, so it constantly amazes me the number of different GoPro camera mounts available on the market. I have noticed a trend within the last year of these “mouth mounts” on many surfers using GoPros in the lineup. Yes, these mounts- used by Kelly Slater himself- can produce some outstanding footage of the inside of Pipeline from your simple GoPro, making for some epic surf vids.
Problem is, how often are YOU surfing at Pipeline? Yeah, me neither.
The mouth mount honestly looks a bit dangerous to use in a heavy swell. While the footage can be worth it on big barreling waves, most surfers won’t be dazzled by their own video- I’ve seen a handful of decent looking mouth-mounted shots, and they’re all from Slater, of course. So it’s a meh accessory for someone like me.
Cost: $29.99 (marked down from $34.99)
- Comes with bite supports that claim to give more stable footage
- About average price of most GoPro anything
- Compact and easy to use for a skilled surfer
- Can be dangerous for even an intermediate surfer to use in rough surf
- No flotation (but a lanyard is included)
- This type of angle is typically not desired for average waves and/or surfers- it won’t really impress your buds unless it’s a gnar barrel
Hope you enjoyed checking out some phunky phresh surfy gadgets and trends out there in the fun Surfing World. Above all else though, we all just wanna catch as many waves as humanly possible, right? The rest is….well, just even MORE gravy.
Somewhere in between always works, brah